A Letter For Santa Claus

Dear Mr Clausie,
I've never ever thought of writing a letter to you probably because I know snail-mail letters would never reach South Pole especially when I am in tiny Singapore.However,I'll try my luck.
Like anyone,I have a long Christmas list for you.I've tested on the tooth fairy and what the heck.She doesn't exist.Another myth.Another lie.But now,everyone knows she is a fake.So,here's a warning.If I don't get my wishes fulfilled this Christmas,I vow not to talk to you again.Okay,write to you anymore lah.

Here goes nothing.

World Peace
Snow in Singapore
A piece of Taufik Batisah
Christmas Dinner with pBf'
Trip to the pig farm
Shopping spree

See what I mean;short and sweet.I am sparing you from any big trouble.I've yet to prepare the chimney for you but don't worry.It'll be big enough for you and your big present bag to fit in.Your reindeers would have a special parking lot prepared too.Haah,you are so welcome here.

25 - 11 = 14
14 days of preparation and hopefully enough time to get here.This island is rather tiny so give me a call on my mobile for navigation if you happen to need.Oh,999 helps too.

Love,
xxx