HELP. YELP. WELP. GELP. TELP. PELP.

Stop playing lah, it's help okay.

Social Studies is very boring. So sad but true. You know, I used to read it only when I am about to go to bed partly because it can put me to sleep (faster). It used to be my bedtime storybook, the kind which makes you go who-cares-whether-I-remember-this-anot, and the next minute you are sleeping already after reading like what? One page or so?!

Today, just now in fact, I (s)read(/s) studied it so intensely in the day! Bad idea. I kept dozing off and looking at my bed. Funny hell. Whooooooops.

With reference to Minyi's latest post, I am not crude okay. I learnt those words from my dad when he talks to his friends on the phone. After that he will give me the you-didn't-heard-what-I-just-said look.

Oh I have more conversations with my dad which are funnier. Let me share. (This beats staring blankly at the SS text.)
Setting- Dad and I, alone in the living room, watching teevee.
Scene on teevee- Woman and man on the bed. (What can be worse than this while watching teevee with your dad?)
Dad: You know what is this?
Me: (Processing in my head: sex?) Um, what?
Dad: Pre-marital sex.
Me: (Prcessing in me head: DUH) Oh.

- Silence

Me: Shall we change channel?

That could be perhaps the funniest conversation ever with my dad. I think I laughed in my dream that night. -_________-

Anyway 5 days from now to the Os.

HELP. YELP. WELP. GELP. TELP. PELP.

7 Nov (Mon) E Math Paper 1
Combined Humans - Social Studies

BLEAHS.